NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.
Too fucking spider like.
me on my way to ah fuck it
lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl
I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.
(Source: tibets, via imagine-athena)
1 sentence descriptions of different Anime
| Ouran High School Host club: | God damn rich people |
| Soul Eater: | I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker. |
| Fullmetal Alchemist: | MY LEG |
| Naruto: | SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe |
| Black Butler: | Corset scene |
| Death Note: | I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear |
| Tamako Market: | MOCHIYUMMY! |
| Bleach: | ban..........KAI |
| Kuroko no Basuke: | gay basketball players |
| K project: | flaming homos |
| Durarara!!: | IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| Fairy Tail: | nakama speeches |
| InuYasha: | must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO! |
| Uta No Prince Sama: | how gay can straight guys get |
| Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: | Perverted space alien |
| No.6: | Killer bees and homosexuals |
| DragonBall: | kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA |
| Zetsuen no Tempest: | i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive |
| Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: | i love you loljk no wait i love you again |
| Neon Genesis Evangelion: | SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT |
| Angel Beats: | we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway |
| Cowboy Beebop: | see u space cowboy |
| Ao No Exorcist: | im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan |
| Hyouka: | i'm...,,,cuRIOUS...... |
| Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: | what the fuck is going on |
| Tsuritama: | i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes |
| Gintama: | neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon |
| Hetalia: | jesus chRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON |
| Fate/Zero: | Saber be my wife and everyone else is under me |
| One Piece: | Gonna find treasure. mercin' shit with nakama |
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
(via imagine-athena)
care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE
(via imagine-athena)
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!I think this just changed my life.
(Source: fearfullittleloverr, via queseraserasocks)
